(He is reading newspaper, she is applying nail polish)
She: Darling..
He: yes Sweetheart
She: You love me no?
He: Of course I do. Why suddenly this question?
She: Because I haven’t heard it from you since a long time.
He: Is it required to say in words?
She: yes it is.
He: Why?
She: to tell me that you still love me.
He: Ok. I love you (continues reading)
She: Say it a bit romantically
He: OK. I love you from the deepest corner of my heart
She: Is it for newspaper? Say it looking into my eyes.
He: you are too much sometimes. (Folding paper and looking at her) You are my life, you are my soul. I cannot even think about myself without you. I really love you.
She: Filmy dialogues?
He: Baby, I mean it.
She: You are lying?
He: I am saying truth
She: No, you are lying
He: No, I am not
She: you are
He: Yes, I am
She: that means you don’t love me?
He: No I don’t.
She: I knew it. You have changed now. You don’t love me anymore.
He: I did not mean that
She: you just said that you don't love me
He: listen... just... leave it.
(He is reading newspaper, she is crying)
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
He & She
She: Again, you watching cricket?
He: No, I just switched on the TV..
She: Shall we go shopping today?
He: hmm
She: What hmm? Say either Yes or No.
He: Yes...No..
She: No?
He: I mean yes, but why today?
She: You don’t want to go?
He: Ofcourse I want but..
She (furious): But what?
He: Nothing, Can we go tomorrow?
She: I knew you will say something like this.
He: Actually I am feeling tired today
She: I know you are tired to watch this stupid cricket match
He: No.... It’s not like that..
She: For you, cricket is always more important than me
He: No.. actually I was thinking of spending some quality time together at home (Shit! What did I say)
She(Smiling): Oh I see. And what we will do at home?
He: hmm.... well, I will cook special food for you in the evening.
She: And Shopping?
He: Shopping, we go tomorrow.
She: OK, as you say.
He (delighted): Great.
She: I am feeling very hungry. Why don’t you cook now?
He: Now? I said evening.
She: Oh Darling Can’t we go out for dinner in the evening? It’s been a long time since we had dinner outside. Please.
(He is working in the kitchen. She is watching cricket match and giving him live updates)
She (on the phone): Yes Mom, I am enjoying my weekend. He is cooking for me now. We will go out for dinner tonight and he promised to take me out for shopping tomorrow. I love cricket.
He: No, I just switched on the TV..
She: Shall we go shopping today?
He: hmm
She: What hmm? Say either Yes or No.
He: Yes...No..
She: No?
He: I mean yes, but why today?
She: You don’t want to go?
He: Ofcourse I want but..
She (furious): But what?
He: Nothing, Can we go tomorrow?
She: I knew you will say something like this.
He: Actually I am feeling tired today
She: I know you are tired to watch this stupid cricket match
He: No.... It’s not like that..
She: For you, cricket is always more important than me
He: No.. actually I was thinking of spending some quality time together at home (Shit! What did I say)
She(Smiling): Oh I see. And what we will do at home?
He: hmm.... well, I will cook special food for you in the evening.
She: And Shopping?
He: Shopping, we go tomorrow.
She: OK, as you say.
He (delighted): Great.
She: I am feeling very hungry. Why don’t you cook now?
He: Now? I said evening.
She: Oh Darling Can’t we go out for dinner in the evening? It’s been a long time since we had dinner outside. Please.
(He is working in the kitchen. She is watching cricket match and giving him live updates)
She (on the phone): Yes Mom, I am enjoying my weekend. He is cooking for me now. We will go out for dinner tonight and he promised to take me out for shopping tomorrow. I love cricket.
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