He & She

She: Again, you watching cricket?

He: No, I just switched on the TV..

She: Shall we go shopping today?

He: hmm

She: What hmm? Say either Yes or No.

He: Yes...No..

She: No?

He: I mean yes, but why today?

She: You don’t want to go?

He: Ofcourse I want but..

She (furious): But what?

He: Nothing, Can we go tomorrow?

She: I knew you will say something like this.

He: Actually I am feeling tired today

She: I know you are tired to watch this stupid cricket match

He: No.... It’s not like that..

She: For you, cricket is always more important than me

He: No.. actually I was thinking of spending some quality time together at home (Shit! What did I say)

She(Smiling): Oh I see. And what we will do at home?

He: hmm.... well, I will cook special food for you in the evening.

She: And Shopping?

He: Shopping, we go tomorrow.

She: OK, as you say.

He (delighted): Great.

She: I am feeling very hungry. Why don’t you cook now?

He: Now? I said evening.

She: Oh Darling Can’t we go out for dinner in the evening? It’s been a long time since we had dinner outside. Please.

(He is working in the kitchen. She is watching cricket match and giving him live updates)

She (on the phone): Yes Mom, I am enjoying my weekend. He is cooking for me now. We will go out for dinner tonight and he promised to take me out for shopping tomorrow. I love cricket.

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